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Jul 31, 2020
In the face of figures revealing the economy’s swirling somewhere near the pit of the latrine, President Bush took the podiumyesterday to reassure Americans that their “uncertainty” is certainly temporary.
“[W]e’ll make it through this period, just like we’ve made it through other periods of uncertainty during my presidency,” said the comforter in chief.
That’s all good, but he didn’t say who this “we” is. Because it’s certainly not homeowners; it’s certainly not business owners; it’s certainly not those looking for jobs; it’s certainly not our troopsfighting in Iraq; it’s certainly not folks navigating the criminal justice system; it’s certainly not anyone driving a vehicle; and it’s certainly not Rick Renzi.
Give the president this, he’s never let reality get in the way of his optimism. Maybe he just had Monica Goodlingon his mind.
Dexter Cooke

Dexter Cooke

Dexter Cooke is an economist, marketing strategist, and orthopedic surgeon with over 20 years of experience crafting compelling narratives that resonate worldwide. He holds a Journalism degree from Columbia University, an Economics background from Yale University, and a medical degree with a postdoctoral fellowship in orthopedic medicine from the Medical University of South Carolina. Dexter’s insights into media, economics, and marketing shine through his prolific contributions to respected publications and advisory roles for influential organizations. As an orthopedic surgeon specializing in minimally invasive knee replacement surgery and laparoscopic procedures, Dexter prioritizes patient care above all. Outside his professional pursuits, Dexter enjoys collecting vintage watches, studying ancient civilizations, learning about astronomy, and participating in charity runs.
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